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ilibra:

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“Beneath his photo, his deadname had been scribbled out with black marker. Under, written in lopsided letters, it read, Yadriel.”

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

holdmecloseandfast:

thedemonsurfer:

vaporwavesimulator:

discardedmilkywaywrapper:

vaporwavesimulator:

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

there’s no age limit for this

youre right…………..

me at 8: but what if you gave it a hug?

me at 31: but what if you gave it a hug?

The neurodivergent reaction to bad and mean creatures: but what if someone loved this unlovable thing? Maybe it would be possible for me, also a strange and burdensome and unlovable thing, to be loved as well?

ri-writing:

koboldspucke:

fluffycakesistainted:

quiet-but-not-blind:

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Lizzy

#this is so freaking funny (itspileofgoodthings)

#adaptations really do often underplay how much#pride and prejudice#darcy’s ‘unexpected’ proposal#is basically the ‘did you just flirt with me’ ‘have been for the past [few months] but thanks for noticing’ meme#like this scene#or the one where Lizzy and him are ALONE in the Collins’ house talking about women marrying and moving far from home#& he’s trying to suss out whether she’d be cool with marrying him and living far away from her own home#and she is like ‘well obviously it’s fine if you have enough money to afford the travel’ and he’s like ‘oh?!? and uhhh…#you’re not super attached to your home yourself are you? like you’d be fine with not constantly visiting [your weird embarrassing family]?’#SHE IS SO CLUELESS

This is why I always say that Pride & Prejudice is not Enemies To Lovers.

Elizabeth is in a one-sided-enemies to lovers story. The book from Elizabeth’s point of view:
Darcy: [compliments her]
Elizabeth: This man is insulting me.
Darcy: [gets up his nerve and asks her to dance after she makes a big deal of liking dancing]
Elizabeth: He is trying to make me feel uncomfortable!
Darcy: [tries to make conversation about something he thinks she is interested in]
Elizabeth: I’m not sure what his angle is, but it must be awful since he said that one unflattering thing about me to his friend in a conversation I eavesdropped on! And also, hot!George says he’s an ass, so clearly him being nice to me must be nefarious!!!

Darcy, meanwhile, is over here in all his awkwardness thinking he’s doing a really good job of flirting with the girl he likes. He’s doing so well. It’s actually working! At first it seemed too good to be true, but she’s saying all the right things! She’s telling him how to meet up with her so they can spend time together! She’s putting up with his awful aunt and still lets him visit her despite all of that! He’s done it! He’s got the girl! He’s planning their wedding because he’s getting an A in romance, you guys.

homunculus-argument:

You know how people sometimes get a cat by just having a random stray cat with no collar and no chip walk in and sit on the couch like “yo fucknuts I live here now”, and the people just go “well fuck, guess I gotta go get a litterbox then.”

Now consider: Humans doing that to the fae. Not being captured by the fae folk, not taken against their will but stubbornly walking in to their realm and refusing to leave before one of them agrees to take this damn creature. Faeries telling each other “naww come on, you can’t make it leave, it already ate your food. Everyone knows you gotta keep them if you’ve fed them.”

And another faery yells back “I did not fucking feed that thing, it climbed into my pantry and was eating flour straight out of the bag!

the-haiku-bot:

thatstolenpayal:

ngl but if i were a boy i would have been the best boyfriend

ngl but if

i were a boy i would have

been the best boyfriend

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hydrategea:

[Image description: digital art of Indrid Cold from The Adventure Zone, colored in desaturated hues. He has very pale skin, short white hair, and red glasses. The first drawing shows him in a tank top with an orange pendant hanging around his neck, holding up a telephone to his ear with a very slight smile.  To the right, he appears in Mothman form. He has white feathers with big moth wings, holding his glasses in an insectoid arm and staring at the viewer.  Next, he's wearing a western-style fringe jacket, looking to the side. His orange pendant now takes the form of a bolo tie.  Lastly, the drawing at the bottom has him back in his tank top, pouring himself a mug of eggnog. End description.]ALT

local man buys out kepler’s eggnog supply, predicts your death; more at seven.

wariocompany:

wariocompany:

I love when posts become their own lore on this site and people don’t explain

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meggydolaon:

textpost: Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs. the pictures of Grace, Freddie, Pan, and Calliope ranging from smug to happy in that order. Despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response.ALT
"You are responsible for your own happiness" blorbo alignment chart My life is a living hell and I have nobody to blame but myself: Apollo I have no idea how I got here, even less where I'm going and I have nobody to blame but myself: Aphrodite I'm having a GREAT time and I have nobody to blame but myself: Persephone my life is a living hell and God will regret letting me Live: Grace I have no idea how I got here and even less where I'm going and God will regret letting me Live: Freddie I'm having a GREAT time and God will regret letting me Live: Pan my life is a living hell and I'm making that everyone else's problem: Orpheus  I have no idea how I got here and even less where I'm going and I'm making that everyone else's problem: Athena I'm having a GREAT time and I'm making that everyone else's problem: MedusaALT
Grace, apologetic. Textpost: I'm sorry that I encouraged your self-destructive behaviors I thought you wanted me to support your hobbies..?ALT
Grace with her arms crossed and eyes glowing, looking annoyed at Persephone and Apollo. Textpost: life sucks but at least there's bisexuality and my chemical romance. and the horrors.ALT
Grace, yelling. textpost: From now on, I am starting violent emails with "to whom it WILL concern". I want to be clear that I am fighting!ALT
Pan edited into that meme of the guy with a fake cockatoo in the "I am a luxury few can afford" sweaterALT
Freddie glaring at a smiling Pan as they both give Grace backup. textpost: the adventures of loverboy and hatergirlALT

those strays sure can god

swanmills:

338/366 days of swan queen

mycosprite:

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